And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
