The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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