It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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