We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This is my gift to your gina
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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