I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
