PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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