their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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