I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
