I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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