i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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