***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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