How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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