were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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