Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
did i walk over a car last night?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
