so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
third nipple confirmed
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
