Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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