Fine. I'll sleep in my office
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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