I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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