haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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