it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
me + whiskey = a bad person
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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