Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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