google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
my poor anus
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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