Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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