A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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