wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Congratulations! We have a period
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