did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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