: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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