there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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