Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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