I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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