ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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