its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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