i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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