East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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