I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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