Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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