..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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