Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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