Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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