We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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