I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I would fuck him just for his dog
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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