I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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