Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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