I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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