So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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