I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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