ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
