Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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