Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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