so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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