Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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