we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
