you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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