i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Pants are for mortals
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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