so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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